Dane Eisenman will protect us from aliens
However I do feel that guns be more difficult to obtain. That means the transaction needs to be more regulated, and the punishment for possessing a non-registered firearm should be stiffer. But this isn’t about all that. It is about some off the wall news that transpired recently in Fairfield.
Through the fine folks at The Weekly Vice, I heard that one Dane Eisenman, recently crossed the law for allegedly purchasing a firearm. According to The Weekly Vice story, Mr. Eisenman was simply buying a rifle to protect himself from an imminent alien invasion. Is the Supreme Court helping to protect Americans from an impending alien takeover? Or is this just one more of the people who’s rights the NRA spends millions of dollars protecting? What do you think?







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